♈ Aries (Mar 21 – Apr 19): You’re not toxic, you’re just… a lot. You start fights for fun, win them for sport, and then wonder why people say you’re “intense.” You call it passion — everyone else calls it a red flag.
♉ Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): You’re low-key toxic because you never let go — not grudges, not people, not that hoodie from your ex. You’ll say you’re “just loyal,” but babe… that’s possession, not passion.
♊ Gemini (May 21 – Jun 20): You? Toxic? Never! (Okay, maybe a little.) You’ll overshare, disappear, then come back with a new haircut and zero explanation — classic Gemini rebrand energy.
♋ Cancer (Jun 21 – Jul 22): You’re the emotionally manipulative kind of toxic — the “fine 🙃” text followed by a three-page paragraph two hours later. You say you’re sensitive, but honestly? You just love a dramatic exit.
♌ Leo (Jul 23 – Aug 22): You’re not toxic, you’re just addicted to attention. If someone’s not obsessed with you, you’ll make them obsessed. You call it confidence — the rest of us call it main-character delusion.
♍ Virgo (Aug 23 – Sep 22): You’re toxic in a “fixer” kind of way. You don’t mean to control people, you just think your way is… the only way. You’ll edit someone’s entire personality like it’s a Google Doc.
♎ Libra (Sep 23 – Oct 22): You’re the sweetest kind of toxic — flirty, indecisive, and slightly allergic to confrontation. You’ll ghost someone politely, like, “sending love though 💕.”
♏ Scorpio (Oct 23 – Nov 21): You’re the kind of toxic people write songs about. You’ll disappear for weeks and then text “miss me?” — and somehow, they still do. You’re not evil, you’re just emotionally powerful.
♐ Sagittarius (Nov 22 – Dec 21): You’re toxic because you say “no drama” but you are the drama. You’ll call ghosting someone “protecting your peace” — accountability is not your ministry.
♑ Capricorn (Dec 22 – Jan 19): You’re the quietly toxic one. You’ll make people think they’re the problem while you’re already scheduling your next power move. It’s giving “CEO of manipulation — respectfully.”
♒ Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 18): You’re emotionally unavailable and proud of it. You’ll say things like, “I just don’t believe in labels,” while accidentally starting a full relationship.
♓ Pisces (Feb 19 – Mar 20): You’re the accidentally toxic one. You’ll cry, apologize, and cry again — but you still did the thing. You’re too self-aware to be innocent, and that’s what makes it art.