♈ ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
Oh, you thrive in drama. If it’s going down, you’re either starting it or finishing it. You don’t do petty—you do full-blown explosions. Your block list? STACKED. Your response to conflict? Immediate. No overthinking, just vibes and fire.
♉ TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)
You hate drama, but if you have to get involved, best believe you are stubborn about it. You never forget, never forgive, and never change your mind. You’ll sit there sipping your iced coffee, watching the chaos unfold, but the second someone drags you in? It’s war.
♊ GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
You’re either the instigator or the mediator, and it changes by the hour. Drama? You call it "entertainment." You’ll hype people up on both sides, spill all the tea, and then suddenly disappear when things get too real.
♋ CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
You say you hate drama, but you secretly live for it. If someone hurts your feelings, you cry first and plot revenge later. You’ll stay mad for years, but instead of confrontation, you’ll write an emotional text at 2 AM and never send it.
♌ LEO (July 23 - August 22)
Main character energy. If drama is happening, it’s your show now. You’re either dramatically storming out, making a huge speech, or acting completely unbothered—even though you totally love the attention.
♍ VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)
You try to stay out of it, but if you must get involved, you come prepared with bullet points, screenshots, and a full PowerPoint presentation on why you’re right. If you have drama with someone? It’s already analyzed, categorized, and archived for future reference.
♎ LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)
You act like you hate drama, but you love watching it. You’re the one texting “Omg tell me EVERYTHING” and lowkey stirring the pot without getting caught. When drama finds you? You ghost and reappear when it’s safe.
♏ SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)
You are the drama. If someone crosses you? Oh, they will feel it—just not right away. You keep receipts, plot in silence, and wait for the perfect moment to strike. You don’t argue, you psychologically destroy.
♐ SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)
You treat drama like a TV show—you watch, you laugh, and then you move on. You’ll start a fight just to see what happens, then disappear for three weeks on a sudden road trip. Holding grudges? Not your thing.
♑ CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)
You have no time for drama, but when it finds you, you treat it like a business negotiation. You’re calm, logical, and unshakeable. But if someone really pushes you? Oh, you ruin lives with a single sentence.
♒ AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)
Your first reaction to drama? Leave the chat. You’re above it—until someone questions your intelligence. Then suddenly, you’ve written a 10-page essay explaining why they’re wrong, complete with sources and references.
♓ PISCES (February 19 - March 20)
Drama stresses you out, but you always get dragged into it because you accidentally picked the wrong side. You try to fix things, cry about it later, and then write a sad playlist about the whole situation.