PAYTON'S PREDICTIONS: National Drink Beer Day!

Aries – Modelo

Because you’re not afraid of a fight and Modelo partners with the UFC.

Taurus- Miller High Life

Because you “love a good time and a fine bargain”

Gemini – Budweiser

Because of some nonsense about Geminis being good liars and Budweiser being good at marketing. Like the Clydesdale horses and Budeweiser frogs

Cancer – Blue Moon

Because cancers are “ruled by the moon.” And because cancers are nostalgic… baseball is nostalgic… and Blue Moon was the brainchild of a place called Sandlot Brewery and Coors Field in Denver.

Leo- Corona

Because it’s spanish for the word “crown” and Leo is the sign of royalty.

Virgo- Michelob Ultra

Because Virgos are health-conscious. And Michelob Ultra is so watered down it could be the gatorade of beers

Libra – Pabst Blue Ribbon

Libras love fairness and equality, and PBR is loved by literally everyone.

Scorpio – Guinness

Because Scorpios are mysterious and Guinness has been very tight-lipped when it comes to their trade secrets and how they get things done

Sagittarius – Sapporo

Because you’re adventurous, and was the guy who created it. He left Japan in the 1860’s at age 17… which was forbidden back then and he studied brewing in Germany

Capricorn – Yuengling

Because you’re determined, and so was Yuengling when they stayed afloat during the prohibition era by making ‘near beer’ with basically no alch

Aquarius – Stella Artois

Because the tarot card for Aquarius is the ‘star’ card, and ‘Stella’ means ‘star’ in Latin.

Pisces – Heineken

Because you like pleasing people. And the guy who founded their department once said, ‘I don’t sell beer, I sell enjoyment’

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