Philly Lubing Their Poles Again To Prep For Riots?

Demonstrators are doused with water cannon by police during riots on July 8, 2017 in Hamburg, northern Germany, after the leaders of the world's top economies gathered for a G20 summit.  German police and protestors had clashed already the day before at an anti-G20 march, with police using water cannon and tear gas to clear a hardcore of masked anti-capitalist demonstrators.  / AFP PHOTO / Christof STACHE        (Photo credit should read CHRISTOF STACHE/AFP/Getty Images)

Win or lose, Eagles fans are all but sure to set Philadelphia on fire.. Sadly, that might actually happen after the conclusion of Sunday's Super Bowl. But one precaution city officials won’t be taking is greasing light poles with Crisco, as they did after Philly’s NFC title game rout of the Minnesota Vikings. Fans were able to climb the greased poles with ease.. But the adult video website Pornhub thinks it has a better idea.. lube LOL The company is prepared to supply 136 gallons of lubricant “to prohibit any tomfoolery after the game from Eagles fans,” adding that Pornhub has “barrels of lube” at the ready should the city want to slather it on its poles. This is absolutey ridiculous that this is even being discussed LOL Win with Grace Philly! Or lose.. Which is more likely :) 


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