Cragslist Want Ad: Baby Made During The Eclipse!

File this under "Man Seeking...Ewww!" A guy from Oregon went viral this week after he posted a Craigslist ad seeking a woman to impregnate during this month's solar eclipse. "I am 40 years of age, Caucasian male from Europe. My heritage is strong and pure," he wrote in the since-removed post. "My looks, instincts, knowledge, and strength is 100 percent pure and 100 percent lethal. I am looking for a worthy female with strong genes, beauty and make love while the eclipse is happening. When totality occurs, we will have simultaneous orgasms and we will conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution. We will make love together with me and my penis directed towards the sun. Everything will be aligned in the local universe." Bonus, ladies--he's an animal lover! "You must like cats," the ad reads at the end. "Drugs are okay." LMAO!!! Needed this today LOL


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