♈ Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You treat sleep like a speedrun. You’ll be up at 3 AM making impulse decisions, then suddenly crash like a phone on 1% battery. And when you do sleep? You wake up like you’re in a battle scene—blankets on the floor, pillow across the room, and somehow a bruise from an unknown source.
♉ Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
You are a professional sleeper. If sleep were an Olympic sport, you’d have gold medals. You have the best pillows, the softest blankets, and strict boundaries—no one disturbs your sacred rest. You don’t just sleep; you hibernate.
♊ Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Your sleep schedule is straight-up chaotic. One night, you’re out here pulling an all-nighter watching conspiracy theories, and the next, you’re knocking out at 7 PM like a grandma. And let’s be real—you cannot sleep without scrolling through your phone for at least an hour.
♋ Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Your bed is your safe space, and your sleep routine involves at least 12 pillows, a weighted blanket, and the emotional support of your childhood stuffed animal. You definitely fall asleep thinking about every interaction you had that day, and if you’re feeling extra dramatic, maybe even shed a single cinematic tear.
♌ Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You sleep like a celebrity on tour. You take up the entire bed, your blankets are luxury, and if someone disturbs your beauty sleep, it’s on sight. Oh, and your dreams? Always dramatic, main character energy, and probably starring you as the hero.
♍ Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Your sleep routine is scientifically optimized. You have a set bedtime, a skincare routine, and a perfect pillow-to-body ratio. But the second you lay down? Boom—your brain decides it’s time to overanalyze every decision you’ve ever made since 2012.
♎ Libra (September 23 - October 22)
You have the cutest sleep setup—fluffy blankets, aesthetic fairy lights, and maybe even a Pinterest-worthy nighttime tea routine. But actually falling asleep? Nah. You’re too busy replaying old convos and making up fake scenarios where you finally say the perfect comeback.
♏ Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Your sleep schedule is a mystery. Do you sleep? Do you stay up plotting revenge? No one really knows. But when you do sleep, it’s deep, intense, and full of cryptic dreams that probably mean something. You wake up like you just survived something.
♐ Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Sleep? That’s cute. You sleep when you feel like it, which is never at a normal hour. You’re out here napping at 6 PM and then pulling an accidental all-nighter because you suddenly had to learn everything about 17th-century pirates.
♑ Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Your sleep schedule is a business plan. You go to bed on time, you wake up on time, and somehow, you still wake up tired. Even in your dreams, you’re probably working, answering emails, or giving motivational speeches to your subconscious.
♒ Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
You sleep at the weirdest hours. You’re either up until sunrise because you got lost in a random Wikipedia deep dive, or you crash for 14 hours straight. Your dreams? Wild. They probably involve time travel, aliens, or some kind of hidden message you swear is important.
♓ Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Your dreams are straight-up movies. You wake up with visions, full-blown plotlines, and emotional damage from things that didn’t even happen. You could literally write a bestselling fantasy novel based on your sleep adventures.