Aries (March 21 - April 19)
TikTok: "OMG, Aries, you live for TikTok trends. Always starting the drama, never the sideline watcher. You're the one who tries every challenge like, the second it drops. Plus, you might be semi internet famous.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Pinterest: "Taurus, you’re all about the aesthetic, right? Your boards are full of boujee room decor, gourmet food inspo, and cutie outfits. Basically, you pin like your life is a lifestyle vlog."
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Threads: "Okay, Gemini, you thrive on drama and fast convos. Threads is your vibe—you can spill the tea, debate random stuff, and pretend you're funny in 10-word posts."
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
CapCut: "You're the softie who makes those tear-jerker montages of your friends with sad music. We see you editing videos at 2 AM while crying over inside jokes. It's so on-brand."
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Instagram: "HELLOOO main character! Leo, Insta is literally made for you. Your feed is all golden hour selfies, fire outfits, and caption wars where you lowkey flex your life. Slay, always."
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
X (formerly Twitter): "Virgo, you treat X like a second planner. Your feed is 50% inspirational quotes you lowkey wrote yourself and 50% threads explaining niche productivity hacks. Also, you probably schedule tweets because efficiency is your love language."
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Lemon8: "Libra, you’re the queen/king of vibes. Lemon8 is your jam—it’s Pinterest + Instagram, AKA a double dose of aesthetic. Your posts look like an influencer’s inspo mood board."
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Reddit: "Scorpio, you're lurking on Reddit like a boss. You're either in conspiracy threads, roasting people, or deep-diving into topics like ancient curses. Mysterious, as always."
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
iHeartRadio App: "Sag, you’re the one with 87 playlists for every mood, season, and vibe. You’re like, ‘Listen to this song, it’ll change your life.’ Meanwhile, it’s just 2010 party bops."
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
LinkedIn: "Cap, you’re grinding even on an app made for real adults. Your bio is probably like, ‘Future CEO. Passionate about success. DM for collabs.’
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
ChatGPT: "Aquarius, you're the techie who uses AI to write essays, generate memes, and ask weird questions like, ‘Can penguins understand quantum physics?’ Please Never change."
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Netflix: "Dreamy Pisces, you’re rewatching your comfort shows for the 40th time instead of dealing with reality. Your ‘Recently Watched’ is just Gossip Girl and sad romance movies