A Wyoming woman has been charged with felony aggravated assault and battery after an incident where she allegedly stabbed a giant teddy bear that her ex-boyfriend had given her while telling him, "I wish this was you."

The ex, Jordan McAlexander, told police Carly Marra said, "I’m going to stab you," while grabbing the bear, and then proceeded to punch, elbow and kick him in the face and groin. In addition to the felony charge, Marra was charged with drug possession after police found an ounce of marijuana and liquid THC in her apartment. The couple has one child together.

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