Facebook currently offers less than a dozen options for users to define their relationship status by. But what if you're somewhere between single and in a relationship? What if "it's complicated" is a gross understatement to describe your personal life? CollegeHumor.com has compiled a list of eight new relationship statuses that should be added to the social network. Here are some examples:

  • Greg is now in a bromance with Calvin. 
  • Claire is now harboring an unhealthy obsession with Donald. 
  • Samantha is keeping it casual with Paul. 
  • Tina is now in a stale, loveless relationship with Jeff.


Any others you'd like to add?