What's on your guy's mind? You'll probably have to ask him yourself, because most dudes aren't the type to share complex emotions--or even mundane thoughts. But Marie Claire has a "guy expert" on staff, and he came up with a list of "eight things he's thinking but won't say out loud." That octet includes:


1. "Your family really scares me." 

2. "I'm not sure how good I am at that sex thing you seem to enjoy." 

3. "I'm not 100% where I want to be professionally."

4. "I have a body complex as well."

5. "I have occasional doubts about us."

6. "Playing with my friend's kid completely triggers my paternal instinct." 

7. “I’m scared to say 'I love you' first, unless you get me drunk.”

8. "I am completely in love with your [insert strange trait here]."